• Bethany Bell

WIN ME OVER.

In every season we can find something to be thankful for... and friends, there's no doubt that one of the BEST things this past season has bought us are golden pick-up lines. Am I right, or am I right!?


In honour of this season, and for your entertainment, we have scoured the internet, sent texts, and laughed at the many covid and "non-covid" pick-ups lines the world has on offer. Belinda, my housemate, and I developed a rating system and are overjoyed to share our TOP 10 and, of course, our WORST 10 pick-up lines.


Hint: if you want to pick us up, here's some inside knowledge.


THE WORST

Definitely, by far, hands down the WORST 10 (...they absolutely get worse as you read).

  • Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

  • Is it hot in here or is it just you?

  • Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

  • I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.

  • Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

  • Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

  • Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

  • If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

  • I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

And the Number 1 - all-time gag-worthy pick-up line that will have you dry-reaching as you read is...

My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can't hold it in.

THE BEST

Friends, hold onto your seat, open your heart... and you're welcome (they get better as you read)!

  • I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

  • I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

  • Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

  • Are you a banana, because I find you appealing?

  • I put the stud in Bible study.

  • If COVID-19 doesn’t take you out, can I?

  • You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pick-up line.

  • Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.

  • Even during the corona pandemic, the most contagious thing is still your smile.

In true Christian style (but with no desperation at all ha!) our top-rated pick-up line is....

Our love is like COVID-19. No one saw it coming and we move fast.

"In my love for anything funny and cheesy, I find pick-up lines to be hilarious and would probably fall for almost all used on me. However, if someone came to me and said: "did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" I would blankly stare and question their life choices! I find this one to be particularly cringy, old and uncreative. On the other hand, while the Banana one would have me in hysterics, I would definitely give my digits for this - "last night I was reading the book of Numbers and I realised I don't have yours"." - Belinda


"Sooo many pick-up lines have me gritting my teeth and rolling my eyes. But, this one takes the cake. If someone said this to me, I would immediately class them as an arrogant prick... "aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?" If you want me to dislike you, by all means, go right ahead. But friends, if you want one that would cause my lips to crack with a smile, cause my eyes to sparkle, this is the winner..."Even during the corona pandemic, the most contagious thing is still your smile"." - Bethany


Did we write this blog for fun or in the hope that someone would use one on us? You'll never know! ;)


Thanks for reading! - Bethany & Bel


For more entertainment, read Bethany's book; On Being Single. Purchase online today.


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